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Composed while enjoying the delights of Dick Lane, Bradford.

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Rain, cold, unrelenting, makes the blacktop so slick.

Drive safe and get there, don’t not get there quick.

Traffic slow moving. It’s all red tail lights up front.

In your rearview a youngster driving like a

                          Stunt…

                         Man from LA.

Weaving in, dodging out, in his bright blue Imprezza

With the pram handle sticking out.

He’s less Holly – more Holme – Wood,

Driving like a right dick. He’s not safe, he won’t get nowhere

And he’ll get there real quick.

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