LOST! Reward for

Information if you know,

The whereabouts of

Our bin men adrift

Somewhere in the snow.

For two whole days

We’ve kept vigil

Eyes casting north, west,

South and east

For any sign at all of those brave

Hi-Viz and their Beast.

If you chance upon them

Lost and lonely somewhere,

Please forgive them for their sins

And kindly point them to our street

With these brief words,

“Boys, go and get those bins.”